Today my aunt was telling me about how one of my other aunts refuses to gender me correctly and is mad at me and I said I dunno why she’s so mad at me I’m just some guy and then my aunt said

“You’re not just some guy. You’re her fucking nephew and she should view you as a whole person instead of the stereotype about trans people she has in her head.”

And. I think I might’ve been putting up with too much in my personal life before now.

Palpatine looks like an evil Colin Mochrie

but why would you hide this in the tags though

I have exactly one thing to say about shoplifting from large chains and it's this: if you're gonna do it then please take the whole product

Just take the whole pack, please.

This is the worst thing I've seen in my entire life

this is so damn funny

I have to say that “warm gentle glow emanating from the shell of a turtle” is without a doubt my favorite genre of lamp

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

i am again going to an event where i suspect there might be fit transmascs so i’m dressed like david bowie if he had £14 to his name

i cannot BEGIN to tell you how disappointed i am

I think abt this tiktok all the time

for those who missed seeing this journalist get rightfully ratio'd, a couple of excellently medieval replies